Archive for November, 2012

dunceCast Episode 6 – Due Date was a Bad Movie

Posted in Podcasts with tags , , , on November 26, 2012 by Matthew VanDevander

Clearly the lack of sleep is showing. First we forget to post the podcast on time, then we forget to rewrite the flavor text when we finally do post the properly edited version. Well, here is the tastier full-flavored version of that unedited garbage you heard yesterday. If you listened early, what were you thinking? That stuff was so yesterday…

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Show notes. Dun dun dun dun show notes! Dun dun dun dun dun!

Grey Thursday. Dating tips. Walking Dead and the long dick of DRM. Video Game Characters and age. The grand chronology of Super Mario. OKCupid reveals hidden talents. Hidden message: Matthew’s gay. Cranberry Sauce disputes end in violence. Mary B’s, not Mrs. White’s. Bacon facts (Holiday Edition!). Due Date is incredibly boring and predictable. Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

Dis week, you listen to:

Time to Pretend by MGMT.

Atlas Air by Massive Attack.


dunceCast Episode 5 – Three D DunceCast

Posted in Podcasts with tags , , on November 19, 2012 by Matthew VanDevander

This week’s dunceCast is coming to you in stereoscopic Three D! Does that give you a headache just thinking about it? Are your eyes bleeding from the mere notion? You feel like you want to vomit? Well, let me tell you something about pain! You don’t know a damned THING about pain! But you will…oh…you WILL! You will beg and plead for mercy, but you won’t get it; and in the final moments: you will curse your mother and father for birthing you onto the face of this wretched planet.

Have a blessed Thanksgiving everyone!

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Show notes are show notes. Oh! Here they are!

Whatever, whatever, I do what I want! InfiniD 3D dunceCast. Assassin’s Creed 3 Multiplayer. Comparisons to SpyParty. The return of Bacon Facts! 15 MINUTE IMDB Rabbit Hole. Curiosity. Wii U. Election happened. Coke vs Pepsi. Dumb Final Fantasy first line guessing game. Ancient homosexual retraining program. A new way to roll.

This week’s music:

Yeah Yeah by Willy Moon.

Walking on a Dream by Empire of the Sun.

dunceCast Episode 4 – SKYFALL Spoilercast and Some Spare Change

Posted in Podcasts with tags , , , on November 12, 2012 by Matthew VanDevander

Another week, another dunceCast! We love you more than you love us, but that’s okay. We have come to accept that the world is not a fair place and we will never be truly happy…

SPOILER WARNING: SKYFALL, Assassin’s Creed 3, and Halo 4.

This week we spoil the shit out of SKYFALL, talk some more about Assassass’s Ass the Turd, as well as some primarily Matthew-based chatting about Halo 4. If you’re scared of spoilers for SKYFALL, most of the discussion is over past the 38 minute mark, but we do make a callback later. Dont say I didnt warn. This week, Assassin’s Creed 3 is spoiled up to the end of Sequence 6. Sadly, if you are afraid of spoiling, there probably isn’t much for you in this week’s podcast, cause we talk openly about Halo 4 as well. Our advice? Just dive in head first and don’t be afraid. I mean come on, are you really that worried about spoiling a James Bond film? A Halo game?

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Skyballs. Warp whistle vs Zelda. Javier Jose Cuervo from No country. Ralph Fiennes as Lord Voldemort. Not Doctor Who. Where I remembered him from. Yes, I actually enjoyed Indiana Jones 4 the first time. Chocolate syrup as blood. No more bacon facts…WHY????? Be prepared when camping. Deanna Troi (Marina Sirtis) was British? Star Trek and the Smurfette Principle. Give me all the Halos. More of David’s lies! Cleveland Yellow Pages and Lee University. Templar’s Oath 1. Dead Chest Island.

This week’s music:

Theme from SKYFALL by Adele

Midnight City by M83

Chic ‘N’ Stu by System of a Down

dunceCast Episode 3 – Six Degrees of Bacon Assassination

Posted in Podcasts with tags , , , on November 6, 2012 by Matthew VanDevander

Were your ears bleeding from yesterday’s unedited mess of a podcast? M4A? What is that shit? Well, you will be glad to know we pulled a double shift at the dunceCast in order to get you a properly edited version as soon as we possibly could. And here it is! For her pleasure, once again; we present dunceCast Episode 3

(SPOILER WARNING! We talk freely about Assassin’s Creed 3 at the end of the podcast with spoilers up to the end of Sequence 3. So, don’t say I didn’t warn you.)

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Show notes for this week’s podcast. (Same as last post, reported for convenience):

Leather and iPhones. Cocaine or Treat. Moar Bacon facts. Romney rally in Ohio. Rombie Apocalypse. Robert Downey Jr. Due Date. PG guidelines. Movies need more naked dudes. Wierd news or The Onion. Human imagination and masturbation vs 7-Election. Mother Mary was Raped vs Ashton Kutcher in Brownface. Makeshift bidets. Famous beards of history. The Vatican supports James Bond this much. Christopher Walken was not in A view to a kill. Rhinos in Virginia. Slender man. And of course, Assassass’s Ass the Turd.

11:00AM (Daydreamer) by 10 Years.
Lessons Learned by Matt and Kim.

I remembered what I was forgetting on the podcast. You can now email the podcast at podcast (at) We will read/respond to any cool mail we get on the podcast.