dunceCast Episode 3 – Six Degrees of Bacon Assassination

Were your ears bleeding from yesterday’s unedited mess of a podcast? M4A? What is that shit? Well, you will be glad to know we pulled a double shift at the dunceCast in order to get you a properly edited version as soon as we possibly could. And here it is! For her pleasure, once again; we present dunceCast Episode 3

(SPOILER WARNING! We talk freely about Assassin’s Creed 3 at the end of the podcast with spoilers up to the end of Sequence 3. So, don’t say I didn’t warn you.)

Direct Download (mp3 26MB 1:25:17)

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Show notes for this week’s podcast. (Same as last post, reported for convenience):

Leather and iPhones. Cocaine or Treat. Moar Bacon facts. Romney rally in Ohio. Rombie Apocalypse. Robert Downey Jr. Due Date. PG guidelines. Movies need more naked dudes. Wierd news or The Onion. Human imagination and masturbation vs 7-Election. Mother Mary was Raped vs Ashton Kutcher in Brownface. Makeshift bidets. Famous beards of history. The Vatican supports James Bond this much. Christopher Walken was not in A view to a kill. Rhinos in Virginia. Slender man. And of course, Assassass’s Ass the Turd.

Music:
11:00AM (Daydreamer) by 10 Years.
Lessons Learned by Matt and Kim.

I remembered what I was forgetting on the podcast. You can now email the podcast at podcast (at) lowtideproductions.com. We will read/respond to any cool mail we get on the podcast.

dunceCast Episode 2 – Electric Boogaloo

Were you crying out for more dunceCast after last weeks episode? Then your wish is my C:\COMMAND! Didn’t want more dunceCast? Please, make it stop? Well, TOO BAD! For we have returned with a bigger harder podcast this week to once again violate your earholes with. At least try to enjoy it.

P.S. Thanks to the technological wonders of variable bit rate encoding, today’s longer podcast comes in at a filesize which is smaller and more convenient to carry for today’s already well-encumbered American citizen. (No offense if you’re not American, we’re all fat-asses here.)

Direct Download (mp3 31.91MB 1:25:27)

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By listening to this episode of the dunceCast, you agree to hear about all of the following:

Pineapple Pizza. Frog Fractions. More disgusting bacon facts. The “what else?” conspiracy. Eating women can be a bad thing. What the fuck can we learn from animals? Mice tears edition. 15 year old skeleton. James Bond in a Prius. U R A BUS. The Huffington Post is racist. Sonic on wheels. Stupid identity thieves. Man shoots skunk girl. Creepy virgin shots. (if that’s down). Apple rant. Eddie Murphy’s Coming to America (featuring James Earl Jones and Louie Anderson). The Price is Right still exists and has a website. Video Game Music QUIZ SHOW!!! Uncle Buck SUCKS ASS!!!

This week’s music:

Intro: El Scorcho by Weezer

Outro: The Gates of Rock N’ Roll by VAST

And some video game music you can look up on your own…