Tag: Dunce Cast

dunceCast Episode 21 – Western Civilization V

Posted on by Matthew VanDevander

Bet you didn’t think we would be back again! Well, we are, and unfortunately there’s nothing you can do about it. Today we run a little bit (a lot) longer than we really intended to, but we talk about some of dem dere vidya gaems. Namely, we cover David’s exploits in finally trying Civilization V, The Long Dark, and talk (somewhat spoilerly) about SOMA.

So yes, SPOILER WARNING for SOMA, but we will also warn on the podcast when we are about to begin discussion of the game.

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The music for this week, in order of appearance:

Firelink Shrine from the Dark Souls Soundtrack
There’s Something Wrong from the SOMA Soundtrack

dunceCast Episode 20 – Well, We Lied…

Posted on by Matthew VanDevander

Woah BRO! The prodigal dunces return for an impromptu podcast! Topics “discussed” include not having any clue what we’re doing, a review of a secret and terrible foodstuff, and getting older. KIDS DEESE DAYS!

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The music for this week, in order of appearance:

Edge of Seventeen by Stevie Nicks

dunceCast Episode 5 – Three D DunceCast

Posted on by Matthew VanDevander

This week’s dunceCast is coming to you in stereoscopic Three D! Does that give you a headache just thinking about it? Are your eyes bleeding from the mere notion? You feel like you want to vomit? Well, let me tell you something about pain! You don’t know a damned THING about pain! But you will…oh…you WILL! You will beg and plead for mercy, but you won’t get it; and in the final moments: you will curse your mother and father for birthing you onto the face of this wretched planet.

Have a blessed Thanksgiving everyone!

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Show notes are show notes. Oh! Here they are!

Whatever, whatever, I do what I want! InfiniD 3D dunceCast. Assassin’s Creed 3 Multiplayer. Comparisons to SpyParty. The return of Bacon Facts! 15 MINUTE IMDB Rabbit Hole. Curiosity. Wii U. Election happened. Coke vs Pepsi. Dumb Final Fantasy first line guessing game. Ancient homosexual retraining program. A new way to roll.

This week’s music:

Yeah Yeah by Willy Moon.

Walking on a Dream by Empire of the Sun.

dunceCast Episode 4 – SKYFALL Spoilercast and Some Spare Change

Posted on by Matthew VanDevander

Another week, another dunceCast! We love you more than you love us, but that’s okay. We have come to accept that the world is not a fair place and we will never be truly happy…

SPOILER WARNING: SKYFALL, Assassin’s Creed 3, and Halo 4.

This week we spoil the shit out of SKYFALL, talk some more about Assassass’s Ass the Turd, as well as some primarily Matthew-based chatting about Halo 4. If you’re scared of spoilers for SKYFALL, most of the discussion is over past the 38 minute mark, but we do make a callback later. Dont say I didnt warn. This week, Assassin’s Creed 3 is spoiled up to the end of Sequence 6. Sadly, if you are afraid of spoiling, there probably isn’t much for you in this week’s podcast, cause we talk openly about Halo 4 as well. Our advice? Just dive in head first and don’t be afraid. I mean come on, are you really that worried about spoiling a James Bond film? A Halo game?

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Show notes?

Skyballs. Warp whistle vs Zelda. Javier Jose Cuervo from No country. Ralph Fiennes as Lord Voldemort. Not Doctor Who. Where I remembered him from. Yes, I actually enjoyed Indiana Jones 4 the first time. Chocolate syrup as blood. No more bacon facts…WHY????? Be prepared when camping. Deanna Troi (Marina Sirtis) was British? Star Trek and the Smurfette Principle. Give me all the Halos. More of David’s lies! Cleveland Yellow Pages and Lee University. Templar’s Oath 1. Dead Chest Island.

This week’s music:

Theme from SKYFALL by Adele

Midnight City by M83

Chic ‘N’ Stu by System of a Down

dunceCast Episode 3 – Six Degrees of Bacon Assassination

Posted on by Matthew VanDevander

Were your ears bleeding from yesterday’s unedited mess of a podcast? M4A? What is that shit? Well, you will be glad to know we pulled a double shift at the dunceCast in order to get you a properly edited version as soon as we possibly could. And here it is! For her pleasure, once again; we present dunceCast Episode 3

(SPOILER WARNING! We talk freely about Assassin’s Creed 3 at the end of the podcast with spoilers up to the end of Sequence 3. So, don’t say I didn’t warn you.)

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Show notes for this week’s podcast. (Same as last post, reported for convenience):

Leather and iPhones. Cocaine or Treat. Moar Bacon facts. Romney rally in Ohio. Rombie Apocalypse. Robert Downey Jr. Due Date. PG guidelines. Movies need more naked dudes. Wierd news or The Onion. Human imagination and masturbation vs 7-Election. Mother Mary was Raped vs Ashton Kutcher in Brownface. Makeshift bidets. Famous beards of history. The Vatican supports James Bond this much. Christopher Walken was not in A view to a kill. Rhinos in Virginia. Slender man. And of course, Assassass’s Ass the Turd.

Music:
11:00AM (Daydreamer) by 10 Years.
Lessons Learned by Matt and Kim.

I remembered what I was forgetting on the podcast. You can now email the podcast at podcast (at) lowtideproductions.com. We will read/respond to any cool mail we get on the podcast.

dunceCast Episode 2 – Electric Boogaloo

Posted on by Matthew VanDevander

Were you crying out for more dunceCast after last weeks episode? Then your wish is my C:\COMMAND! Didn’t want more dunceCast? Please, make it stop? Well, TOO BAD! For we have returned with a bigger harder podcast this week to once again violate your earholes with. At least try to enjoy it.

P.S. Thanks to the technological wonders of variable bit rate encoding, today’s longer podcast comes in at a filesize which is smaller and more convenient to carry for today’s already well-encumbered American citizen. (No offense if you’re not American, we’re all fat-asses here.)

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By listening to this episode of the dunceCast, you agree to hear about all of the following:

Pineapple Pizza. Frog Fractions. More disgusting bacon facts. The “what else?” conspiracy. Eating women can be a bad thing. What the fuck can we learn from animals? Mice tears edition. 15 year old skeleton. James Bond in a Prius. U R A BUS. The Huffington Post is racist. Sonic on wheels. Stupid identity thieves. Man shoots skunk girl. Creepy virgin shots. (if that’s down). Apple rant. Eddie Murphy’s Coming to America (featuring James Earl Jones and Louie Anderson). The Price is Right still exists and has a website. Video Game Music QUIZ SHOW!!! Uncle Buck SUCKS ASS!!!

This week’s music:

Intro: El Scorcho by Weezer

Outro: The Gates of Rock N’ Roll by VAST

And some video game music you can look up on your own…

dunceCast Episode 1 – The Beginning of Something Terrible

Posted on by Matthew VanDevander

Hello everybody! I know you’re all wanting updates about the development of Duet, and that’s why you follow this blog. But I would like to give everyone a special gift! My brother and I have started recording a podcast, and you can listen to the inaugural episode here!

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In this episode of the dunceCast, you will learn about all of the following:

bacon facts. the dangers of arbitrarily large dildos. women eating chicken. failure to deal. vampires in brooklyn. creepy ukrainian barbie women. web streaming accidents.

This week’s music:

Intro: Dub Stream by Medicine Drum

Outro: Great Round Burn by Kaki King